In my dreams Oakland looks like a graffitied slip and slide
large industries grow from the ground, massive machines plow over
piles of bones and cum. A Girl I know rides a surfboard
on a wave of seminal fluid. Next thing you know, John
Dozier and I are holding up a taco truck with nerf guns
adapted to fire razors laced with PCP and KEtamine
We dont want the tacos bro we want to see you give us the
tacos bro- John says. The attendent is a mutant squid with
a bulbous exposed brain. Dont touch my brain!!!! He freaks
out small ticks crawl over his brain sucking down his
Why sir we have purchased these tacos.
WE have tacos we have tacos we have tacos we have tacos and nerf guns.
We have calimari we have calimari!
I’m a vegetarian so menthol infused cuninlingus it is.
The machines run over an entire tour group of handicapped
pigeons. Dead pigeons get stuck in my teeth. They are mostly made out of worms at this point.
I hate flossing because my teeth dont exist.